Oh shit I forgot to put back on my human suit.

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AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING

omg 

Is this real life? I always thought of this as the “the floor is lava!” gif, but…this is SOOOOOOO much better!!!

YES. The Nightmare before Reichenbach.

AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING

What’s this?
What’s this?
Pink color everywhere
What’s this?
There’s bullets in the air
What’s this?
I can’t believe your heads, you’re all so stupid!
Wake up, John, we’ve got a case!

This is Sherlock Holmes,
This is Sherlock Holmes,
Deducing crimes in the dead of night!

Everyody screeeeeam, everybody screaaaaaaaaam,

In this city of mass murderiiiiing.

All I’m getting from all this is Molly’s Song…

And can he deduce my feelings for him?

JIM
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
British Government, huh? 
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re who watches out for everyone, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes 
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
I caught you I caught you
I don’t know which is worse
I might just break a rib now
If I don’t die laughing first 

When Mr. Jim Moriarty says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Boogie Man
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then there’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear me sing a song, ohhh

JIM
Ohhh
Ohhh

MORAN
Ohhh, he’s the Consulting Criminal 

JIM
Well if I’m feelin’ antsy
And there’s nothin’ much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of gingerbread and shoes!
And don’t ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice? 
A roly-poly Mycroft Holmes to add a little spice

Oh, yeah
Ohhh


JIM and MORAN
Oh, yeah, I’m (he’s) the Consulting Criminal 

MYCROFT
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
Parliament is expecting me
So please, do come to your senses

JIM
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone shut this fucker up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I’m going to do my stuff

MYCROFT
What are you going to do? 

JIM
I’m gonna do the best I can

(Musical interlude) 

Oh, the sound of whimperin’ cries
To me is music in the air 
‘Cause I’m a Consulting Criminal, man
Obvious, I don’t play fair

It’s much more fun, I must confess 
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

MYCROFT
Release me fast or you will face
Consequences for this heinous act

JIM
My, my Holmes, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer
‘Cause I’m the Consulting Criminal
And you ain’t going nowhere

So Ashlee, you might have just tempted me to try and sing this. 

(via inspectahradio)